ESL Cuteness

Today I taught a kindergarten class that has about six or seven ESL students.  One is Chinese, and the rest are Hispanic.  A few of the students had mini-candy bars, and I had them put them up on the desk so they wouldn't get all melty in their pockets.

I was asking the students where they got the candy bars, and a couple of them told me, "from Mrs. Cut."  OK.  I knew we had a new ESL teacher, but I couldn't remember her name.  So I repeated, "Mrs. Cut" and they all nodded and started making scissor motions with their fingers at me.

When the class was over, I asked the classroom teacher if they'd been with the new ESL teacher.  She said, "Yes, you mean Mrs. Sharp?"

Cut--Sharp--close enough!